Our Winterval Appeal
It seems an opportune moment both to launch our annual appeal and to reaffirm our commitment to the ongoing campaign to replace Christmas with an all encompassing non-denominational twelve day mid-winter festival: Winterval. But back to The Sleaze's annual appeal. Taking a cue from Blue Peter which this year is asking its viewers to send in unwanted CDs and DVDs, which will be sold to raise money for Barnardo's young carers throughout the UK, I'm also going to ask my readers to send me in their DVDs. You know the ones I mean - the ones you can't possibly send in to a kids' TV appeal. The ones which have suddenly become too hot to have around the house now your girlfriend has moved in, the ones your mother nearly found when she was cleaning your room the other day. Those DVDs. So, instead of sending them to Blue Peter in hope of embarrassing Konnie Huq, send them to The Sleaze.
Whilst there is no way that there is ever going to be a Blue Peter market stall featuring Zoe Salmon trying to flog the likes of Anal Asian and All Hands on Dick 2: Das Butt to viewers' older brothers and pervy uncles, I can promise you that your prized wanking aids will go to a good home where they will be lovingly cared for. Whilst any donations to The Sleaze won't be used to raise money for good causes, they will make an old git very happy. Just to be clear, we don't want any DVDs classified less than 18. No Disney, no musicals, no Schwarzenegger or Stallone. By now you should know my tastes - classic porn is welcome, as is any hot girl-on-girl action. I also don't mind a bit of mild bondage, but I'm afraid gay porn isn't really my bag. I also have to admit that I find those girls with the really huge knockers a bit of a turn off - natural and modestly sized preferred. So, if you have anything which falls into these categories, please feel free to send them too:
The Sleaze Annual Appeal
3, The Bladders,
Harpyapipes,
Quants.,
QU99 XZ0
And remember - I still have a functioning VCR, so I'm happy to accept tapes (VHS only, both NTSC and PAL) as well as DVDs.
Whilst there is no way that there is ever going to be a Blue Peter market stall featuring Zoe Salmon trying to flog the likes of Anal Asian and All Hands on Dick 2: Das Butt to viewers' older brothers and pervy uncles, I can promise you that your prized wanking aids will go to a good home where they will be lovingly cared for. Whilst any donations to The Sleaze won't be used to raise money for good causes, they will make an old git very happy. Just to be clear, we don't want any DVDs classified less than 18. No Disney, no musicals, no Schwarzenegger or Stallone. By now you should know my tastes - classic porn is welcome, as is any hot girl-on-girl action. I also don't mind a bit of mild bondage, but I'm afraid gay porn isn't really my bag. I also have to admit that I find those girls with the really huge knockers a bit of a turn off - natural and modestly sized preferred. So, if you have anything which falls into these categories, please feel free to send them too:
The Sleaze Annual Appeal
3, The Bladders,
Harpyapipes,
Quants.,
QU99 XZ0
And remember - I still have a functioning VCR, so I'm happy to accept tapes (VHS only, both NTSC and PAL) as well as DVDs.
Labels: Musings From the Mind of Doc Sleaze, Seasonal Sleaze
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