A Brief Return to Bondage

I did finally get around to seeing Casino Royale over Christmas. The only real criticism of it I have is that it didn't include a pre-title sequence in which we see Pierce Brosnan's Bond disgracing himself at the MI6 Christmas party by photocopying his arse and faxing it to allied intelligence agencies worldwide, before groping Moneypenny in the stationary cupboard. Finally, he gets his whang out, stands in the corner of M's office and pretends to be a hat stand. Our last sight of him would be in the background, being escorted off the premises by security following a disciplinary hearing. As M emerges from the hearing, she could have told the waiting Daniel Craig that there was finally an opening in the double-O section...