"It's 'Tits', Brian..."

I'm just waiting for the 'Cease and Desist' letter to arrive. No, not from the targets of any of the sparkling pieces of satire which appear over on The Sleaze, but rather in relation to my new past-time: phoning up ITV's overnight interactive quiz The Mint. To be specific, phoning up whilst Brian Dowling is presenting it and shouting four-letter words at him. I don't what they expect - they actually invite you to do it. You know the bit - where they have those four words, all with a missing letter, the four missing letters themselves forming a word you have to guess. Every so often you can get an obscenity to fit - on Saturday night it was 'Tits'. Believe me, there's nothing so exhilarating as hearing Brian Dowling asking you what your answer is and shouting "Tits, Brian!" down the phone at him. And it only costs you sixty pence a call! That's what I call a bargain!