The Organ Snatchers

So, the government are changing the rules on organ donation, forcing everyone applying for, or replacing, a driving licence to 'opt out' of organ donation, or it will be assumed that they want to have their vitals whipped out if they're in a car crash. Now, what's that all about, eh? It can't be altruism - these bastards don't do anything unless there's something in it for them and their grasping pals in corporate Britain. So, what's the ulterior motive? Just why are they so keen that car accident victims be so willing to give up their organs? Well, consider this: one of the casualties of the government's spending cuts in many parts of the country have been speed cameras and other traffic enforcement schemes. Moreover, with swingeing cuts in police budgets on the horizon, one of the things forces will undoubtedly end up cutting will be their traffic divisions - fewer patrol cars, less speeding tickets, fewer dangerous drivers taken off the roads. The inevitable result of all this: more road accidents, more fatalities and more available organs.

Who will be the beneficiaries of these organs? NHS patients? I think not. These bastards want to increase the supply of organs available for transplant in order to keep themselves alive. Not satisfied with economic and political hegemony, they now want to maintain that control in perpetuity. Imagine how frustrating it must be for Rupert Murdoch, say, to spend a lifetime building up a commercial empire, only to find himself old and frail when it reaches its zenith. Rather than enjoy the fruits of his labour, he has only the prospect of eventually handing it over to his son, Mini-Roop. But just imagine if he could carry on for a few years more? Or, even better, rejuvenate himself? Wouldn't it be worth snatching a few working class organs to realise such a dream? It's the same for politicians. Do you really think Dave relishes the thought of eventually being pensioned off to the House of Lords when he gets too old to cut it in the Commons? Of course not. Let's face it, if Winston Churchill was willing to try the old monkey gland treatment in the 1950s to try and stay in Downing Street, you can bet your life that Cameron will steal a few organs.