Now You See It...

Shocking news from across the pond - the FBI have raided magician David Copperfield's warehouse and seized 'certain items'. According to some reports it all has to do with a complaint from an unidentified woman that the illusionist had 'forced himself upon her'. Quite obviously disinformation put out by the establishment to try put the media onto the wrong scent. As if someone as obviously talented and handsome, not to mention modest and unbecoming, as Mr Copperfield would need to do such a thing - he could surely pull any bird he wanted using his natural charm and oiliness. No, the truth is undoubtedly terror-related. Could it be that the FBI have finally realised what everybody in the conspiracy community has known for ages - 9/11 was a huge illusion and Copperfield was the mastermind behind it! Let's not forget that this was the man who once made the Statue of Liberty vanish live on TV - making people think that the Twin Towers had been destroyed would surely be child's play for him. Mark my words, it was all mass hypnosis. Nothing at all happened that day. No airliners flew into anything, no buildings were destroyed. In fact, nobody was killed - all those grieving 'relatives' were actually hypnotised into believing that they had lost someone. In reality, all those 'victims' never existed.

The reasons as to why he would want to do this still aren't clear. One body of opinion claims that it was all part of Copperfield's rivalry with David Blaine, whose response to the 9/11 fakery was to convince the US and UK governments that Saddam Hussain possessed weapons of mass destruction. However, others have claimed that Copperfield was in the pay of Al Qaieda and the whole bizarre affair was designed to spread panic amongst the US public. Clearly, such an explanation is far too obvious to be true. It seems far more likely that Copperfield was working for an ultra top secret US government black ops unit. The plan was to fake a terror attack so as to justify the invasion of Iraq and the seizure of its oil fields, the invasion of Afghanistan and the seizure of its opium fields (so as to obtain control of the lucrative global drugs trade), and the introduction of repressive 'security' measures domestically. Best of all, no US citizens were really killed in the 'terror attack'. The Twin Trade towers (which are still standing - we've just been hypnotised into seeing 'Ground Zero' there instead) are now the secret, undetectable, headquarters of this secret organisation. All of which raises the question of why, if Copperfield was working for the secret government, the FBI are now harassing him? Well, he's obviously become a security risk, perhaps threatening to reveal the 'truth' about 9/11 via his magic act. See, it all makes sense!