The Master Boy Racers?

Ban the sale of German cars here in the UK now. It would be a major contribution to road safety. Once this scourge has been swept off of our roads we'll no longer have to put up with vehicles carrying out manoeuvres without indicating (apparently BMWs, Audis and the like have indicators fitted, but their driver's manuals presumably advise against using them), idiots driving through thick fog at 70mph without lights (they apparently have radar fitted, either that or their drivers are reckless morons) and the complete disregard for lane discipline and general good manners. Of course, the big question is whether people who have no consideration for other road users and an over-inflated opinion of their own driving skills already are attracted to German cars, or whether it is owning the car which makes them this way. If the former is true, then it could be argued that banning German cars would have no effect, they'd just drive badly in other makes of vehicle. Well, I don't care. Maybe they would behave the same way if they were behind the wheel of a Nissan Micra, but they wouldn't look so clever or so 'cool'. It's difficult to be arrogant when you are behind the wheel of a Nissan.

Let's face it, the reason these aresholes buy German cars is because of their association with Nazism. For them, a BMW or an Audi conjures up images of Panzers rolling across Europe, pushing aside anything in their path, or of Stuka dive bombers screaming out of the sky to strafe and bomb columns of fleeing soldiers. When that dick head in a 5-series cuts you up at a junction and proceeds to drive through a red light at a pedestrian crossing, they're imagining themselves at the controls of a Messerschmidt fighter, or a Panther tank. To them, your Ford Mondeo is just a lowly Sherman tank, which they're determined to 'take out' with their high velocity 75mm gun. In their minds, the very act of driving a BMW makes them more important than non-BMW drivers. They are the Master Race and you are just sub-human scum to be trampled under foot. How on earth could you possibly imagine that you, in your Astra, could have right-of-way? Just get out of the way of these blonde Aryan gods and goddesses and think yourself lucky that they don't exterminate you there and then. Obviously, I'm not engaging in sweeping generalisations here, but there's no doubt that German cars and the people who drive them are evil.