Crime Wave

What's the bloody country coming to, eh? Apparently we're now having to import criminals and perverts from abroad - our prisons are full to overflowing with East European, Asian and Arabic cut-throats, rapists, stalkers, child-molesters, bull-buggerers, arse-stickers and chicken thieves. Even worse, becuase we're so damned poor at producing new miscreants indigenously, the Home Secretary has been forced to release hundreds of these foreign bastards back into British society, rather than deport them, just to keep the crime figures up and the police in employment. It is nothing short of a disgrace that this once proud nation has been overtaken in the crime stakes by the Third World!

I blame the permissive society, myself. All that namby pambly liberal do-goodery and an emphasis on reform rather than retribution when it came to punishing criminals - it has just resulted in a generation incapable of commiting even the most minor crime without suffering pangs of conscience. What we need is some more bloody repression in this country: damn good thrashings meted out to the lower classes from the cradle to the grave - from teachers in childhood, police in adulthood and care home workers in old age; grinding poverty and social deprivation; and promising middle-class deviants given a nurturing as public school prefects and city dealers. That's why these foreign Johnnies are so good at crime - they come from desperately poor totalitarian dictatorships with no human rights! That's what we need more of!