Bring Me the Head of Donald Trump
Well, there you go. Just as I was lamenting the fact that 2026, as with most New Years, felt no different to its predecessor, that fat fuckwit in the White House decides to run a bulldozer through international legal conventions, (again), by kidnapping the president of Venezuela, then declaring that the US was going to 'run' Venezuela. Which, in practice, seems to mean that it intends forcing the country to allow US oil companies to exploit its oil. Doubtless, the illegal exploitation (or, as I like to call it, theft) of Venezuela's resources will quickly spread to include such mineral deposits as gold. Now, I'm not going to go into the obvious illegality of Trump's actions, let alone their lack of morality, as the entire rest of the world has already done this. But I think a few observations might be pertinent here. For one thing, this operation throws a new light upon the Trump administration's apparent haste to end the war in Ukraine by forcing an unjust peace treaty upon Kiev. It could well be that they wanted to get that out of the way in order to somehow make the snatching of Maduro seem like a minor 'police action' - they'd be basking in the glory of a successful peace deal, using it to deflect attention and project themselves as 'peacemakers'. Plus, it makes it much more difficult to condemn Russian aggression in Ukraine (although they barely do that anyway, I know), when you are invading someone else's sovereign territory and abducting their head of state. Obviously, things didn't work out as they wanted them to do in Ukraine, so they just went ahead with violating Venezuela's sovereignty anyway. Because this is an administration headed by someone with a low attention span and a desperate need for attention.
Perhaps, though, the most frustrating aspect of this whole business has been the lily livered way in which most other world leaders have responded. Take Keir Starmer as an example - he refuses to actually condemn the incident until he has 'all the facts', whilst simultaneously telling us that he is a lifelong advocate of international law. Well, Keir, if the abducting of a foreign leader, the violation of another nation's sovereignty, the threat to seize its natural resources and direct its government isn't a pretty clear violation of, at the very least, Article Two of the UN Charter, then I'm really not sure what might be, But hey, I'm not a lawyer - but Starmer is and quite clearly knows all of this. (Hiding behind the fact that the legitimacy of Maduro's presidency is highly questionable does nothing to justify the US' illegal actions here - Maduro is Venezuela's problem to deal with, not Trump's). Sure, sure, I know all the arguments about diplomacy and the need not to upset Trump because of our need to maintain trade and defence ties, but surely there has to come a point at which you can no longer trade these things off against the maintenance of international law? Surely we must be at the point where we can ask our leaders to stand up to the likes of Trump, regardless of possible repercussions, in the name of maintaining internation law and standards of decency and conduct? Particularly bearing in mind that, in the wake of his Venezuelan atrocity, he is renewing his threats to seize Greenland from Denmark and has broadened his targets to include Colombia and Mexico. There are threats which really should now be taken very seriously.
But where, exactly does the world go from here? I've said before that we need to start boycotting and isolating the US which, if not clear before, is quite obviously a lawless rogue state devoted to disrupting the world order. Maybe we now need to go further. Perhaps the civilised world should put a bounty on the heads of Trump and his cronies - every bounty hunter, mercenary, terrorist and crazy homicidal bastard could converge on the US, intent upon delivering the heads of Trump, Vance, Hegseth et al to the International Criminal Court. Maybe Mexico, now that it is under direct threat, could do a reverse Magnificent Seven and recruit seven of the country's top gunfighters to go north of the border and sort Trump and his bandidos out once and for all. (Although I suspect that they'll want more than twenty dollars apiece for the job). The fact is that something needs to be done. Thankfully, as I write this, the Danes and some other European leaders are finally making a stand on the Greenland issue - even Keir Starmer has chimed in on their side. But words are one thing, to have any weight, they have to be backed up with actions.
