Cranking Up the Hate
I've speculated here before on the levels of outrage and hate that the right-wing media seem to be trying to drive their readers toward with their rabid headlines. The question is, how can those of us who still live in the rational world turn this to our advantage? After all, such headlines must surely be pushing the blood pressures of the average Daily Mail-reading proto-fascist to potentially fatal levels. I mean, bearing in mind that so many of them are elderly or grossly overweight and subsisting on a diet of pure fat, it can surely only be a matter of time before they start suffering massive coronaries as they read the latest made-up story about illegal immigrants raping white women or eating swans without the King's permission. Just how much outrage can their cholesterol congested circulatory systems take before the inevitable happens? I could even envisage a scenario where some of these arseholes become so enraged that their faces go puce-coloured, the veins on their necks and heads bulge and their eyes start popping out, before their whole head explodes, spattering their living room with their diseased brain matter. So, rather than condemning the right-wing media for their constant stream of poisonous bile, perhaps we should be encouraging them to go further, to print ever more outrageous lies about immigrants, Muslims, gays, lesbians, trans people, single mother, benefits claimants, non-whites and anyone who votes Labour. Maybe that's it - we need them to stoke up their vile readership's hate levels to maximum, in order to ensure that that their hearts and heads start exploding, thereby significantly whittling down the number of potential Reform UK voters.
But maybe we can go further. Maybe we on the non-foaming-at-the-mouth-neo-Nazi-collective could start our own faux extreme right-wing media, peddling the most offensive and outrageous lies about all of the usual hate targets in order to try and push those blood pressures up to breaking point. While the kind of stuff that the current right-wing media puts out might be hateful, it is usually, to some extent, constrained by some sorts of boundaries of decency and lip service to the notion of 'journalistic integrity', such false media as I'm proposing could go the whole hog. There'd be, I'm sure, a guaranteed readership - all those right-wingers who want to go beyond the mundane hate purveyed by the likes of the Mail, the Express, the Telegraph and GB News. The ones who want the 'hard stuff', who crave to read about how Britain is wrecked due to rampant immigration and unbridled socialism, who want to hear how every crime is committed by black people, Muslims or, failing that, working class benefits claimants, the one who need their ignorant bigotry and biases confirmed on an hourly basis. These are the sort of people who will lap up headlines like 'Immigrants ate my twelve year old daughter's pussy', (it was apparently black and white and the bastards skinned it before frying it and serving it up for dinner). Because that's the sort of direction we have to go in if we're to get their hardened arteries over the line into the heart attack danger zone, as, like drug addicts, they need their hits of hate ever stronger to fuel that outraged reaction. Before long, we'll have the bastards dropping like flies, depriving the likes of Fartage and 'Tommy Robinson' of their potential base of supporters. Hate, hate, hate! It's what sells newspapers!
Labels: Media Madness, Satire

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