The Blessed End of Eurovision?
At risk of speaking in bad taste, I have to say that it finally looks as if something good might come out of Israel's war against the citizens of Gaza. Namely, the collapse of the Eurovision Song Contest. With the European Broadcasting Union (EBU) refusing to ban Israel from next year's contest, (although, strangely, they had no qualms over kicking out Russia when it invaded Ukraine), four nations have already announced that they will boycott the contest, with more apparently likely to follow. With luck, the furore over Israeli participation will sound the death knell for this horrendous annual event which, for far too, long, has been allowed to blight our lives in the name of 'entertainment' and 'international brotherhood'. In truth, it has always been a politically motivated ode to utter mediocrity with little artistic merit. In recent times it has just become one big gay joke. Quite literally. Not to sound homophobic bit I, along I'm sure with many others, find that the turning up of the campness levels to eleven does nothing to make the farrago any more entertaining. Rather, all it seems to do is to reinforce existing stereotypes about the gay and trans communities. If nothing else, if the Eurovision Song Contest does breath its last as a result of this issue, we in the UK can at least be spared our annual ritual humiliation when it comes to the voting. I mean, I honestly don't see why we should keep paying (the UK is one of the main sponsors of the contest) to be pissed on. It's high time that we told the bastards to just fuck right off. And this Israel business provided the perfect pretext for doing so - we could have walked out on a matter of moral principle. So naturally, we haven't taken the opportunity, instead just meekly going along with the EBU in effectively denying what has been, to all intents and purposes, a genocide in Gaza, perpetrated by Israel.
But why are Israel in the European Song Contest in the first place? Last time I checked, they definitely weren't in Europe, either geographically or by virtue of being a member of the EU. The standard answer, of course, is that the contest is organised by the EBU, of which Israel is a member. But again, the question is why? If they aren't a European country then surely they shouldn't be in the EBU? But if the EBU and the majority of its membership apparently don't have the balls to kick Israel out, then they should at least have the decency to try and be balanced by inviting Gaza to participate. Sure, Gaza isn't in Europe nor even a member of the EBU. (although if, as Israel claims, it is still part of their territories, then surely it is), but the EBU long ago set a precedent of allowing outside nations to participate, be they Israel or Australia. The great thing about such an initiative is that it would give the EBU the moral high ground, while simultaneously guaranteeing an Israeli boycott, thereby resolving the whole issue. Another bonus is that it would have the likes of the Daily Mail spluttering into their headlines, denouncing it as an appeasement of radical Islam. You can see the sort of stories they'd run: claiming that the Gazan contestant was really a Hamas terrorist who had murdered Israeli children, or that Gaza planned to win the public vote by whipping up public sympathy by fielding a singer who had suffered multiple amputations as a result of Israeli bombings. Accompanied, no doubt, by a chorus made up of the badly burned and mangled bodies of dead Palestinian children strung up as puppets and made to dance behind the singer. I know, I know - poor taste again. But hey, if the Israeli attacks on Gaza and the EBU's craven refusal to take a moral stance aren't in worse taste, then I don't know what would be.
