Astonishing Sex Men

Was top British sex offender Jimmy Savile  the result of secret government experiments? This is the sensational claim being made by former Ministry of Defence research scientist Dr Marlon Pook in the wake of revelations that the US military had created the 'Sex Men' a force of sex powered porn stars to operate covertly against America's enemies. “It all goes back to World War Two and the US' attempts to create a 'super soldier' serum, which could transform ordinary weedy recruits into super-powered fighting machines,” he told top tabloid the Daily Norks. “Whilst the US project used a lot of British scientific talent, the White House was reluctant to share the research with the UK, so Winston Churchill authorised the creation of an equivalent UK project at Porton Down.” According to Pook the top secret UK project selected as subjects a number of individuals who had been deemed unfit for military service. Amongst them was a young Jimmy Savile, he alleges. “Back then in 1944, he had just been discharged from his National Service after suffering spinal injuries whilst working in the coal mines as a 'Bevin Boy',” the scientist explained. “When the project offered him the possibility of a full recovery if he became a guinea pig for their experiments, he jumped at the chance.” Savile's recovery was indeed miraculous. “He was transformed from a weedy git into a macho powerhouse,” claimed Pook. “But even then there were signs of his dangerous sexual deviance – one night he broke out of the secure compound he and the other experimental subjects were housed in and ran amok in the local area. Not only were several local women molested, but there were also reports of local farm livestock being horribly molested. Luckily, they recaptured him and hushed the whole incident up – West Indian servicemen who were billetted nearby were blamed and several of them were shot by the Army to placate the locals.”

Undaunted, the War Office still believed that it could harness Savile's depraved sexual energies in service of the war effort. “According to some of the documents I've seen discussions as to the possibility of parachuting him into Berlin to try and penetrate Hitler's bunker and bugger the Fuhrer to death,” Pook told the tabloid. However, before Savile and the other subjects could be deployed, the war ended, leaving the British government with the problem of what to do with Savile and the other 'super soldiers'. “Even then there were worries about the risks a dangerous, super powered sexual predator might pose to the public if released back into society,” Pook claimed. “Euthanasia was briefly considered, but with the truth about the Holocaust rapidly becoming public knowledge, it was felt that this might appear hypocritical.” Instead, it was felt that it would be safe to release Savile back into the community, provided safe outlets for his abnormal energies could be found.  "Initially he devoted his energies to sport, becoming first a noted cyclist, then a professional wrestler," says Pook.  "But he was eventually forced off of the wrestling circuit after numerous complaints from opponents that he was simply using the sport as an excuse to feel up men."  Following his expulsion from the world of professional wrestling, Savile forged a career as a Disc Jockey and secret sex offender.  "Everyone knows what happened from then on," says Pook.  "Obviously, the big unanswered question is whether Savile had latent tendencies toward sexual deviance which were exacerbated by his experimental treatments, or whether the treatments themselves caused the deviance?"     

(This was the original opening to the story 'Uncanny Sex Men' over at The Sleaze, before I decided on a somewhat different approach to the story.  Consequently, these paragraphs were excised.  Never liking to waste anything, I present them here instead).