Christmas Cock

If, like me, you read The Guardian, then you can't help but have noticed that it has been running its annual series of celebrity wrapping paper. Each day a sheet of seasonal paper designed by the likes of Lily Allen, Helen Mirren and Vivienne Westwood has been included with the newspaper. For some strange reason, they haven't asked me to contribute a design. So, I've decided to spread some seasonal cheer by including my personally designed wrapping paper here at Sleaze Diary. I think you'll all agree that it is a striking design which fully encompasses both the spirit of the season and that of The Sleaze:

Tentatively entitled 'Cock Sleaze', wrapping you loved one's gifts in this design is guaranteed to make them feel special. To obtain it, all you have to do is download the image by right clicking on it, and saving it in the image handling utility of your choice. You could either print it out 'full size' on a single large sheet or, my preference, tile the image before printing it out. Either way, it will elicit gasps of delight when seen under the Christmas tree!