Mockney Tosser

Apparently the Jamie Oliver backlash is upon us, with parents rushing emergency portions of chips to children at schools serving only the mockney Tosser's 'healthy' school dinners. Hell, the Jamie Oliver backlash has been going on here since the bastard started doing those unbearably smug supermarket commercials. I think he's beginning to realise himself that he might not be universally popular. The trailers for his latest TV series show him in a fat suit moaning about people not taking enough notice of his preachings on food and saying 'let them eat what they want.' Yes Jamie, that's what we bloody well want! We're sick and tired of your evangelical zeal when it comes to supposed healthy eating - you're only a fucking cook for God's sake! We're tired of you trying to foist your poncey expensive food on us in the guise of improving our health! We just want to enjoy food again! If we want to die of heart attacks brought on by fatty deposits, that's our choice - I thought we were supposed to be living in an age of consumer choice, for Christ's sake!

Of course, what makes the Mockney Tosser's preachings even more offensive is the fact that he acts as a corporate mouthpiece for a vast corporation. Whilst Sainsbury's has undoubtedly made an effort to be 'greener' and introduce 'healthier' products, it also quite happily continues to sell plenty of traditional 'unhealthy' foodstuffs and products. And does Mr Oliver care about this? Not as long as he's getting his pay cheques, I suspect.