Battle of the Rockets

So, Jeff Bezos has sent several female celebrities into space in his penis-shaped rocket.  You can't make this shit up, can you?  OK, I know what you are going to say: surely all rockets are penis shaped?  Yes, but Bezos' rocket is the most penis-shaped ever.  I'm surprised that they didn't paint the capsule at the top purple, just to hammer home the point that it is a giant erect penis full of women.  In fact, that they are effectively entrapped in the head of a huge knob, which ultimately blows itself off and returns them to earth, ejaculating them back onto the ground.  Because that's surely the sub-text here, that the penis has mastery over women.  I'm sure that it's all part of some kind of billionaire 'cock off' between Bezos and Elon Musk, over the size of their respective 'rockets'.  The fact that Bezos' can shoot women into space with his has surely, for now, gained him bragging rights.  After all, Musk's long-term aim might be to inseminate Mars with his own jism, but Bezos has symbolically shafted multiple women simultaneously with his surrogate member - clearly a response to Musk's boasts about having impregnated multiple women.  So, how will Musk respond in this 'battle of the rockets'?  

Maybe he'll launch some kind vaginal looking space station into orbit, full of women, then personally dock one of his space rocket penises with it, in a symbolic act of cosmic copulation.  Perhaps that will be his response - to launch a whole harem of women into space, then impregnate them all in a weightless gang-bang, with the aim of conceiving a space child.  It's the kind of crazy shit these whackos with more money than sense do, isn't it?  The only question is, could he manage to muster a space station full of celebrity women to shag in space in order to outdo Bezos?  That said, I'd question the actual 'celebrity' status of some of the passengers on Bezos' rocket propelled cock.  Not exactly the front rank of celebrity.  I mean, Katy Perry?  Still, I can understand her motivation for wanting to be blasted into space - it's the surest way for her to put literal distance between her and her alleged rapist ex-husband Russell Brand.  Without prejudging Brand - after all, everyone is innocent until proven guilty - I'm pretty sure that most of the planet's female population would feel a lot safer is someone were to blast him into space.  Mind you, alleged God botherer that he now is, he probably doesn't believe in the existence of space, let alone rockets.  Doubtless he thinks that, like wi fi, it is all evil.  Still, it would be marvellous if we could launch him, Bezos and Musk into space in a giant flaming penis, wouldn't it?