Political Attack Dogs?

These XL Bully dogs that Suella Braverman wants to ban because they allegedly keep attacking people - surely the real problem here is that people keep challenging them to fist fights.  Completely out of the blue.  They see one of these dogs, minding its own business as it is being taken for a walk, and just go up to them and start goading them into a fight.  It's because the dogs look so muscle bound and aggressive - they jut look as if they are spoiling for a fight.  So, when you see one, the natural reaction is to push back and shout 'If you think you are hard enough, come and have a go'.  These poor canines were simply defending themselves - but the reactionary press report it as them doing the attacking!  OK, so a few of these dog-provoking bastards got severely mauled and OK, so maybe a few of them were kids,  But what did they expect?  As for the kids, well, I blame the parents - they really should teach their children better than to be cruel to animals.  Damn it, they're the ones who should be facing fines - or being put down.  It's bloody outrageous the way in which these dogs are being victimised when it is them who are the real victims!

It seems clear to me that it is rabid Tory politicians like Braverman who need to have action taken against them.  We need a 'Dangerous Crypto Fascists' Bill introduced into the Commons, designed to address the risk to the public that they pose - if they aren't publicly mauling single mothers, the disabled, judges, climate protesters and just about anyone who disagrees with them, they are busy robbing the public purse.  While extreme measures are needed, I'm obviously not proposing that the likes of Braverman, Lee Anderson or  their ilk should be humanely destroyed.  I'm not a cruel man, after all.  I just think that they should be muzzled and kept on leashes in public, thereby preventing them from biting anyone and giving us some respite from hearing the bile they spout.  If they still get uppity in public, then members of the public should be able to hit them with a rolled up newspaper.  Preferably The Guardian, as that will get them foaming at the mouth, which will give the police an excuse to Taser them.  I know this all sounds a bit extreme but, believe me, it is the only way that he can even hope to start making our streets safe again.