The Billionaire Euthanasia Club

OK, so my theory is that it is all part of some sort of billionaire euthanasia club.  Not voluntary euthanasia. mind you.  Rather someone taking it upon themselves to rid the world of these wealthy wastes of space in such a way that doesn't look deliberate, instead making their demise look like an inevitable result of their own hubris and sense of entitlement.  Believe me, the loss of multiple billionaires on the Titan submersible supposedly taking them to view the wreck of the Titanic is just the start of it.  What's that?  It's too soon to be joking about this tragedy?  Who's joking?  Besides, I'm tired of all the sanctimonious cobblers that have been written already about the loss of that submarine and its occupants.  It culminated with that human pile of offal Boris Johnson writing in the Daily Mail about how they were some kind of pioneers, pushing the frontiers of exploration.  Or some such bollocks.  Let's be clear about this, they were a bunch of very privileged people with more money than sense who were prepared to pay a lot of money to get into what amounted to an uncertificated tin can, in order to dive several miles down into the Atlantic in order to gawp at what amounts to an underwater mass grave.  That is not exploration.  It's tourism.  Worse, it is misery tourism aiming to get some kind of kick from wallowing in the misfortune of others.  I mean, if nothing else, it must surely further undermine the myth that billionaires are in any way more intelligent than us mere mortals, or exhibit better judgement - nobody in their right mind would surely ever have set foot on that obvious deathtrap of a submarine?

Not that we really needed any more proof of their fallibility than Elon Musk's stewardship of Twitter, where his utter cluelessness is on display daily.  But, I hear you say, if they are all such idiots then how do you explain the fat that they became billionaires in the first place?  Surely that indicates a level of saviness above and beyond the ordinary?  Well, bearing in mind that most of them came from money in the first place makes their financial rise less remarkable.  It is pretty easy to be a success in just about any field when you have the safety net of Daddy's money to fall back on. Very few of these feted billionaires are truly 'self made'.  Damn it, I can't stand Sir Alan Sugar - he's an utter knob head - but,  while merely a millionaire rather than a billionaire, he did at least really start at the bottom with a market stall.  He didn't have any fortunes to inherit or subsidise him, so he had to make money off his own back.  Which I can respect.  You want more evidence as to why modern billionaires are complete dicks?  Just look at that other billionaire 'event' last week:  the aforementioned Musk challenging Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg to a 'cage fight'.  Really?  Have these supposed business master minds really have nothing better to do?  It just reveals them as the immature juveniles they actually are.

To get back to my original point though: is there some kind of billionaire euthanasia club in operation?  Because it seems to me that stroking their egos by offering them the chance to do something nobody else can simply because they are filthy rich, is the perfect way to lure these clowns into a trap.  Get them to dive to the Titanic, then make out sure that the submarine implodes before it ever gets there.  Tragic accident.  No suggestion of foul play.  Perhaps they were dead before they ever got on the sub - maybe there was a gas chamber on the support ship.  Then they just loaded the bodies into that metal coffin and dropped it into the ocean.  Obviously, this method can't be a viable option any more, as the 'tragedy' is likely to get such trips to the Titanic banned for the foreseeable future.  So what next?  Space travel, perhaps.  Could it be that all those private space initiatives are really 'false flag' operations unwittingly financed by the very billionaires who are destined to die in their amateur spaceships?  What an irony if the likes of Richard Branson or Elon Musk were to pile into one of their space planes or rockets with a whole bunch of their billionaire buddies, only for the space craft to explode on launch, or re-rentry? The perfect act of involuntary euthanasia - there'd be even less evidence left than in the submarine 'accident'.  The kicker would be if the fees that these idiots had paid for these 'experiences' were then being used by those organising the billionaire euthanasia club to do stuff like finance an end to global food poverty or end homelessness?