Bozo's Brexit Circus

As I predicted, it has started.  Even sooner than I expected.  People who voted for Brexit now complaining about how it is hurting them.  Today it was fishermen protesting on Whitehall.  Well, as I said at the start of the year, my response is simple: go fuck yourselves.  You wanted it, you campaigned for it, you voted for it, you got it.  Apparently you all knew what you were voting for, (according to the people that you voted for, at least).  So tough titty.  Those of us who voted remain and tried to warn you that this was going to be the reality of Brexit were shouted down, accused of peddling 'Project Fear', labelled 'Remoaners' and called 'unpatriotic', 'traitors'. even.  Now you want our sympathy?  Go fuck yourselves.  It really is no good saying that it isn't Brexit as such which is the problem, but the trade deal cooked up by the government.  Well, I'm pretty sure that most of you voted for Boris 'Bozo' Johnson at the last general election on the basis that he would 'Get Brexit Done', so that really doesn't absolve you of responsibility.  Did you honestly think that the fat lazy slob would actually be able to come up with a decent deal?  You surely knew that he was out to appease all those 'Brextremists' that you empowered by voting leave. meaning that the closer to a 'No Deal' he could get, the better?

It really has been quite wonderful watching the right-wing press trying to place the blame for the current trade problems on the EU - they are just being 'petty' and trying to 'punish' us with their nit-picking and red tape.  Except that they aren't - this is simply what not being in the EU is like.  It means that lorry drivers (and let's not forget that many, many of them supported Brexit), not only face queues and delays, but also the possibility of having their ham sandwiches seized by Dutch customs on the basis that they are undeclared personal meat imports.  Personally, I think that's bloody hilarious - Jacob Ress-Mogg didn't warn you about that, did he?  Speaking of that particular streaky skid mark, I see he was reassuring the fishing industry of the benefits of Brexit the other day, proudly declaring that fish are happier in those newly liberated 'British' waters.  Tosspot.  Still, at least he's still prepared to talk about fish, unlike Nigel Farage, who seems reluctant to be questioned on the subject, despite his stunts during the referendum campaign, where he brought flotillas of fishing boats up the Thames in pro-Brexit protests.  But what else should we expect from such a bare-faced liar and hypocrite?  

Ah, that rant has really made me feel better after twenty four hours characterised by a sleepless night (the insomnia is getting worse - I suspect it is down to the lockdown induced lack of activity combined with low winter light levels) and an upset stomach.  So, in summary, if you voted for Brexit and are now facing watching your business go down the tubes - I don't give a shit, snowflake.  Stop moaning and go fuck yourself.