Demonic Dornier

The fools!  Don't they realise what they've done?  Those bungling meddlers who have raised that crashed Dornier Do17 bomber from the seabed. I mean.  Obviously.  There was a reason it crashed in the Channel during the war - and it had nothing to do with the RAF shooting it down during the Battle of Britain.  Believe me, it was put there deliberately by the Germans.  I have no doubt that Himmler had sealed some demonic evil force he had summoned during one of his regular black masses in Berlin, but realised he couldn't control, into the bomb bay, then sent it on a one way trip to the deeps, where he thought it would remain forever.  The crew doubtless baled out after setting it on course, then were picked by a U-boat, before being shot so that they couldn't reveal Himmler's dreadful secret.  You'd think the authorities would know all this - it's as if they've never read a cheap 1970s paperback horror novel!

Anyway, as soon as they start poking about in the fuselage of that bloody bomber, now that they have it back above the surface, that evil force will be released and all Hell will break loose.  For starters, the Dornier will probably regenerate itself, then fly off to bomb London.  They'll be wishing that they'd left those anti-aircraft missiles on top of those tower blocks after the Olympics, before this is over!  Not that they'd do any good against the phantom Dornier, of course.  Being demonically possessed it would be impermeable to all mortal weapons.  The authorities will probably end up having to melt down a load of crucifixes and use them the build a Spitfire which, piloted by an ordained priest and firing bullets containing splinters of the True Cross upon Our Saviour was crucified, will be the only thing capable of destroying the Satanic war artefact.  So, just remember, when that demonic Dornier is terrorising London, you were warned!