The Musk of X Sex
Recently, I've found myself going back to that post I wrote last year about Elon Musk and his apparent desire to take physical intimacy and human interaction out of sex. Actually, that was just a sort of footnote to the post and for some reason, it has stayed with me, expanding itself in my subconscious before beginning to bubble up into my conscious thoughts. Originally, I had briefly mooted the idea of Musk creating sex robots with which men like him could have remote sex with women, experiencing the act via a brain implant linked to the sexbot. But why should it have to be some kind of autonomous robot (unless you really want to enact rape fantasies without fear of consequences, of course, by sending it out anonymously to have unconsenting sex with random women)? Couldn't it be some kind of advanced exoskeleton? A shiny metal suit which makes the wearer an unstoppable sex machine? Except that this would be technologically advanced sex. Techno sex, if you will, or perhaps X-sex, with each exoskeleton having, instead of genitalia, docking ports where they can literally 'couple up', with the real genitalia beneath being artificially stimulated by the suits to the point of orgasm. The system could guarantee, for instance, that both participants could climax simultaneously, while, via those brain implants, both parties would have the option of experiencing it all from either or both perspectives.
Now, bearing in mind Musk's public proclamations on the subject, I think that we can assume that the suits will be strictly gendered, with a 'male' version sold exclusively to alpha males, featuring a telescopic (and sizeable) 'probe' which will shoot out and 'dock' with a matching socket in the groin area of the 'female' suit. Thus, these suits could be a step toward Musk's dream of eliminating the whole idea of transgender identities. Only biological men can obtain the 'male' suit and only biological women the 'female' suit, so that the only form of sex available will be of the heterosexual variety - and let's face it, this cyber-sex will be so fantastic that nobody will want to do it any other way, so guy-on-girl will be the only game in town. It won't just be the transgender community excluded, either. With the 'male' exoskeleton having no anus equivalent, gay sex will be out, while there will be no way for 'female' suits to couple up, thereby taking care of lesbianism. Ultimately, I'm sure that Musk would see these exoskeletons merely as a step on the path to fully integrating man and machine, with the ultimate goal being human brains transplanted into metal bodies, only able to perform techno-sex. Which would also eliminate the need for reproduction, as these new cyborgs would effectively be immortal, able to enjoy eternity as one long orgy of technologically enhanced sex.
I'm sure, though, that eventually someone would find a way to modify the devices to make same sex cyber relations possible. By swapping around those genital units, so that people could effectively change sex, by making a 'male' suit 'female' and vice versa, a form of techno gender reassignment. All of which would, no doubt, drive Musk to apoplexy, with scenes of him running around smashing up modified suits with a hammer.
Labels: Musings From the Mind of Doc Sleaze, Satire, Technophobia

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