Sex and Rockets

The question currently perplexing me is whether that set of giant mechanical arms used to catch that Space X rocket booster stage were a scaled up version of a mechanical hand that Elon Musk had developed to allow him to remotely grope women's breasts?  Because it always seems to me that the techno jerk Musk is a man deeply uncomfortable with having to deal with actual, real-life people, despite his obvious obsession with sex and procreation - something that involves human intimacy.  Sure, I know what you are going to say - that he already has multiple children by multiple women - but I suspect that turkey basters (or perhaps something more sophisticated developed in the X labs) played a part in their conception.   His discomfort with real people is there for everyone to see - why else do you think that he bought Twitter?  It's a way of interacting with people without actually having to do so in the flesh.  It's all done remotely.  Of course, having bought the app and started interacting with the masses, Musky found that real people aren't what he expected: most of them refused to recognise his self-proclaimed genius and lots of them disagreed with him.  So he drove them off the app, ensuring that he now only had to interact with the like minded and sycophantic.  But still remotely and without intimacy.  So I don't think it a stretch to speculate that in Musk-land, the preferred option for inseminating women would be to do it remotely. 

His obsession with artificial procreation is also out there for everyone to see.  Those rockets he keeps building, for instance.  What do they look like?  Huge steel penises, obviously.  What does he intend doing with them?  Fire them into space and penetrate the atmosphere of Mars, with the stated intent of 'colonising' it - an obvious euphemism for inseminating it.  That's his goal, to achieve a union with the soil of Mars and create a whole new race in his image.  Procreation on a huge scale without any need for human intimacy.  OK, I can see that you still doubt me, but trust me, the first rocket he actually sends to Mars is going to be carrying a payload of his own jism.  He's been jerking off into test tubes for years in order to gather the required 'critical mass' of jizz needed to achieve his aim.  But shagging Mars is a long-term project and in the shorter term I'm sure his aim to produce a sexbot, or seXbot, a mechanical humanoid into which he can load his own semen and send it off to impregnate woman with its advanced X-Penis.  Thanks to those brain implants he's developing, he'll be able to establish a wi-fi link with the seXbot and vicariously experience its sexual activities.  In order to recoup costs, the seXbot will doubtless be available to the public, manufactured by the thousand in the Tesla factory.  Sex/rape without intimacy thanks to advanced technology - Musk's lifelong dream.