Let's Scare Old Man Trump to Death!

Come on Americans, you don't have to wait until polling day next month to rid yourselves of that ambulatory tub of lard currently shaming the office of President - you have the perfect opportunity to get rid of him at the end of this month.  Yes indeed, that great US Hallowe'en tradition of ;trick or treat' could be the answer to your problems - you just need to keep knocking on the White House front door, dressed appropriately and shout 'trick or treat' at Old Man Trump when he answers the door. With luck, he'll eventually get so mad that he'll suffer a fatal coronary.  Actually, to be sure, you should get gangs of kids to ring the door bell, then hide, only leaping out to shout 'trick or treat' once he's on the doorstep.  Even if he isn't scared into a heart attack the first time, by the fourth or fifth, he'll be so mad that he'll come flying out, shaking his fist or waving his walking stick, before suddenly clutching at his chest, falling to the ground clutching his chest and going blue faced as he gasps for breath.  Remember, while he's lying there twitching, don't call an ambulance immediately.  Wait ten minutes at least, just to make sure that he's a goner.  

Now, I know that objections will be raised to this scheme - like the fact that with all that heavy security Trump has had installed at the White House it is unlikely that one group of kids in masks are likely to get to the front door, let alone multiple trick or treating parties.  But hey, surely on that most American of nights, the guards would have no problem in letting groups of kiddies in to see their beloved president?  The key, I think, is to have them all wear MAGA hats.  One word of caution, don't expect to get any candy on the non-fatal runs - Trump is such a mean bastard that he is more likely to shout 'trick!' and fire live rounds at you.  While this plan of mine might seem somewhat radical, particularly when one bears in mind that  - according to the pols - there is an election in a couple of weeks which Trump is likely to lose, it has certain advantages.  Even if Trump is defeated in November, don't forget that he won't leave office immediately.  He'll hang on in the White House, like a lingering fart,  until January, undoubtedly doing as much damage to the US and international community as he can, out of sheer spite, because he'll have nothing to lose.  If you can scare him to death on Hallowe'en, it will all be over once and for all.  Best of all, it won't look like an assassination -it will go down as an accident, with Trump simply another elderly victim of Hallowe'en pranking!