The Tories' Last Orgy

My local Tory party had the audacity to stick a leaflet through my door the other day, urging me to vote for them at the forthcoming local elections.  I did consider responding by sticking a dog turd through the letterbox of my local Tory MP, with a note attached saying 'This is in return for the shit that you put through my letterbox', but thought better of it. In the wake of that Novichok business, I could have found myself arrested and charged with carrying out a terror attack using biological weapons.  But why waste the effort when the Tory bastards are imploding over Brexit, anyway?  We're back to that Third Reich analogy as the Tories rapidly lose touch with reality as disaster looms and, in the fevered imagination of the likes of the Daily Mail at least, the 'Red Army' of Jeremy Corbyn advances on Downing Street.  It speaks volumes of the foaming at the mouth Brextremist types in the Tories that they see the Prime Minister's decision to enter into cross party talks with the official opposition to try and come up with a Brexit plan that can muster majority support in Parliament and is in the national interest, as a 'betrayal'.  Their utter contempt for the very concept of Parliamentary democracy is plain to see.  These are extremely dangerous people.  The fascist bastards.

But where will it all end?  With the Tories barricading themselves into Downing Street and indulging in Gestpo's Last Orgy or Salo type antics, perhaps?  I mean, you could substitute concentration camp inmates with people plucked from the queues at food banks to be the objects of the Tories' humiliating sex games and other depravities.  Maybe that's what austerity was all about - a scheme to batter enough less well off people into utter submission, to the point that they are so desperate that they will willingly participate in all manner of degrading behaviour at the hands of their 'masters'.  SAdly, it is all too easy to imagine the over-privileged likes of Jacob Rees-Mogg and Boris Johnson dressing in SS uniforms and indulging in all sorts of depraved 'games' with subjugated 'minions', forcing them to eat shit and the like for their amusement.  Perhaps it won't only happen in Downing Street - perhaps, up and down Britain, Tory councillors will lock themselves in Tory-controlled Town Halls and indulge in wild orgies of sadism and sexual depravity before all shooting themselves rather than having to endure another delay in Brexit.  Or maybe cyanide pills would be a more appropriate way for them to top themselves?

Perhaps some of them will survive and be forced to go on the run to try and avoid arrest and their inevitable trials for crimes against humanity, rather like some of the surviving top Nazis did in 1945.  Could we see Michael Gove don a false beard and forged ID papers to try and evade capture, in the manner of, say, Himmler?  Mind you, I couldn't see Gove electing to take his cyanide pill if captured, as Himmler did.  Which is why, if I was in charge, post the fall of the Tories, I'd authorise summary executions for any of the bastards caught trying to escape.  Why waste time and money on show trials when we all know they are guilty?  So if Nigel Farage, (not actually a Tory, I'll concede, but still a right wing Brexit bastard), were to find that his newly forged German passport and freshly grown moustache weren't enough to get him through a police check point, he'd find himself marched to the nearest wall, stood up against it and shot.  Which would certainly put the country out of its misery.