Unnecessary Remakes
For some reason last weekend I watched that remake of Assault on Precinct 13 (2005). Why? I really don't know. I suppose it was mainly down to the fact that Tubi has been shoving it in my face the past few weeks, every time I opened their Roku app. So I finally gave in, hoping that they might stop pushing to me now. This latest viewing did nothing to change my feelings toward it from the last time I saw it, at least a decade ago (probably more). It falls into that burgeoning cinematic category of 'unnecessary remake', doing nothing to improve upon the original, let alone find a new perspective on the source material. It's not that it's a bad movie in itself - it's actually well made, with a good cast and some well-staged action sequences. But whereas the John Carpenter original was a lean, minimalist movie, made on a shoestring with a largely unknown cast, yet delivering brilliantly in terms of suspense and action, the remake is plot heavy, with an over-complicated story line, weighted down by too much backstory for its characters (of which there are too many) and no real suspense. While the essentially faceless gang attackers of the original are menacing because of the fact that we never really know who they are and know none of them as individuals, the remake's team of corrupt police officers are just too real and identifiable to be really scary. I've no doubt that the makers of this remake thought that they were being really radical by upending audience expectations by making the villains cops, swapping the races of the two main protagonists and giving the cop hero of the first film's name to the criminal, in reality it just weakens the whole premise. Moreover, making the criminal who ends up in the station's cells the actual target of the attackers, rather than just someone caught up in the fight by happenstance, takes away a crucial element - the sense of randomness that underlines the original. There is no complicated conspiracy, everything that happens is the result of a series of random coincidences.
The fact is that the remake of Assault on Precinct 13 would have been a perfectly decent film if it had been released as an entity in its own right, rather than being marketed as a remake of a beloved cult movie. Which is the same way I've always felt about another 'unnecessary remake', the Colin Farrell version of Total Recall. While vastly inferior, not mention vastly less imaginative, to the Schwarzenegger original, it is still an enjoyable enough science fiction action film, which, if it hadn't been released as a remake, would probably have performed better, as it wouldn't have drawn unflattering comparisons with the original. At least, though, it had some relationship to the first film, being based on the same Philip K Dick short story, 'We Can Remember it for You Wholesale'. Its mistake was in taking the title and too many plot elements from the first adaptation, rather than trying to reinterpret the original source to make something different, but with the same basic premise. But in both of these cases, if the new films hadn't have invoked the titles of the older movies, then they wouldn't have been able to try and exploit their reputations to try and boost their own popularity, the makers and distributors doubtless hoping to build on an established audience for the originals also. As with so much in the creative world these days, it's all about exploiting intellectual properties owned already owned by studios and publishers. It is seen as easier than creating something completely new - just keep reworking the old stuff that proved popular before. As well as remakes, this manifests as the various 'sequels' which invoke the title of a successful property, despite being only loosely connected, or the spin offs, often in the form of TV series, which are ground out endlessly, diluting whatever made the original popular even further. In truth, there's nothing new in any of this: back in its 'Golden Age', Hollywood happily ground out B-movie series, often inspired by a successful A feature, but with lower budgets and lesser stars. The model eventually proved unsustainable, as B-movies became uneconomic to produce and audiences tired of paying to see these cheapskate productions in the cinema, when they could see similar stuff at home for free on their TV sets. At what point the current version becomes unsustainable and what will supercede it, I have no idea. But it is inevitable.