Pan-Dimensional Waste Disposal

So, there's an obvious solution to all of our problems with the waste and pollution created by our modern world.  One which has clearly been sign-posted by quantum physics and its theory that a multitude of  parallel universes co-exist alongside ours.  That's right, we dump all of our shit - both literal and figurative - into one of these parallel universes.  Preferably one that it is uninhabited, obviously.  Well, mostly uninhabited.  I mean, just so long as the bit where we're doing the dumping doesn't have any life developed enough to complain to the local council, or take us to court, we'll be OK.  All it needs is for those scientists at the Large Hadron Collider, or somewhere, to open up a portal to these other universes and we're away.  Just imagine it - a clean earth, at last.  No more landfills, no more shit in the rivers and ocean, no sewage treatment plants, no having to seal away radioactive waste for thousands of years.  We can crap and consume to our hearts' content, secure in the knowledge that we can export all of our waste, no matter how toxic it might be, to somewhere that we don't have to think about.  It's a concept that could revolutionise every form of waste disposal.  Just imagine if a miniature stable portal to this hypothetical dump universe could be mass produced - every home could have an inter-dimensional waste disposal unit.  No more weekly bin collections or having to sort out the recycling.  Just send it all into another universe.  Sewers would become obsolete - the waste pipe of every toilet would feed into one of these portals.  It really would be a case of 'flush and forget'.  Think of the water that could be saved this way.

We could do the same thing on a larger scale for industry.  Instead of dumping their toxic waste into the nearest river, factories could just dump it into a river in another universe.  Same with nuclear waste and medical waste.  Of course, the downside of this is that, if developed commercially, you can guarantee that the makers of this technology would cut corners to maximise profits and do only the most cursory checks to ensure that all of our waste was going to an uninhabited universe.  I mean, they aren't going to want to waste money searching through literally thousands of other universes in the hope of finding an empty one.  If the likes of Elon musk were behind it, for instance, you can just bet that it turns out that we're basically taking a dump all over Narnia and, before you know it, hordes of vengeful mythical beasts will be surging out of our wardrobes and shitting all over our houses in retaliation.  The biggest risk will come if the inhabitants of one of these parallel universes were to develop this technology first and start randomly dumping their shit into the first alternative universe they find.  We could be faced with the horrific prospect of a phantom arse suddenly appearing in your living room, just as you are sitting down to watch Eastenders, and taking a huge steaming dump all over your TV, before disappearing.  Or worse, all over you.  Which is why it is essential that we get in first in this potential inter-reality shit-throwing contest.  If we can take pre-emptive dumps into as many alternate universes as possible, then we can, hopefully, bury any of these bastards under a pile of our waste and effluent before they can hit us.  You know it makes sense.