A Desire to be Eaten

You know, it's about time that we started counteracting all this vegan and veggie propaganda: animals like to be eaten by us humans.  No, really.  Just bear with me on this - we need to start by looking at ourselves, particularly at those periods of history where we had cultures that practiced human sacrifice.  Many of those victims went willingly to the sacrificial altar.  Why?  Because they considered it an honour to give their lives to a higher form of life - their deity.  It was the pinnacle of their existence, with their blood sacrifice uniting them with their god for all eternity.  Now, to animals we are clearly a god-like higher life form, capable of all manner of miraculous acts (miraculous to them, that is) so, naturally, in their primitive minds, the ultimate service they can provide for us humans, is to allow us to eat them.  Don't let those vegans and veggies tell you any different.  It's like the way they eschew drinking milk, because it is somehow 'cruel' to milk cows (or goats) and therefore also reject yoghurts, cheeses, cream and other dairy products.  Again, these animals enjoy being milked - we're doing them a favour by relieving them of the burden of all that milk they produce.  They probably also probably get a sexual thrill from having their udders manhandled.  They love it.  

The irony of all this is that the vegans and veggies are the ones who have helped promote this notion that we are somehow superior to the rest of the animal kingdom and therefore shouldn't be beholden to our primitive lust for flesh. Their quest for moral superiority (which is what these creeds are really about, rather than having anything to do with health benefits or a belief in animal welfare), is what has encouraged those lower animals to see us as divine and therefore want to sacrifice themselves to us.  They want to ignore the reality of nature, where animals quite happily devour each other with no moral qualms, in the name of survival.  Herbivores are there to be eaten, I'm afraid.   Looked at from a different perspective, it's all part of natural selection: predators only take the lame, the slow, the stupid from the herd, eliminating their genes from the reproductive pool and ensuring the improvement of the breed.  But we as humans are, apparently, above all of this.  Which is where the vegans and veggies are going wrong - we're just animals ourselves.  Smarter than others, perhaps.  But that smartness has evolved, ironically, as the result of our predatory instincts: stalking prey takes ingenuity, particularly when you don't have the speed, strength, claws or teeth of your competitors.  Yeah, I know, we're actually omnivorous and many of our cousins in the ape world are peaceful vegetarians, but they lack our intelligence, our creative capacities, our language and intellect, our art and culture.  All the thing that make us human and supposedly superior to those other animals.  So, if they want us to eat them, let's just indulge their idolatry and make them happy.