Death to the Nazi Cat Haters

You see, I was right, wasn't I?  You all thought I was crazy when I tried to expose the pro-canine conspiracy gripping the UK that promotes dogs as 'man's best friend', despite the fact that they regularly rip peoples' throats out, while demonising cats by pumping out anti-feline propaganda.  Well, now we have proof that this evil conspiracy goes right to the top with the revelations that the Tory government planned to use the pandemic as a pretext for exterminating all cats in the UK.  It's absolutely true - they were trying convince us that cats could spread Covid (unlike dogs, which just maul you to death).  Obviously, having been forced to destroy their beloved pets, former cat owners would have had no choice but to replace them with dogs, thereby placing more of the homicidal shitting machines in our homes.   This government has been responsible for a lot of evil shit, but by revealing themselves as a bunch of psychopathic cat killers, they've gone too far.  Frankly I think that the time has come -there's no choice but to kill the fuckers.  By any means available.  Really, we've got to make a concerted effort to purge the country of all Tories, before they can spread their hatred, bile and evil any further.  We don't want their  horrible infection.  We need to start burning them out of their lairs - start with Downing Street and Whitehall: firebomb Number Ten and Chequers and watch them trying to scurry to safety.

Anywhere you can find the fuckers you need to be exterminating them: beat them to death with cudgels, string them up from lampposts,mow them down with your car, hit them over the head with shovels or impale them on garden forks.  Smash down the doors of your local Conservative Association and run amuck with an axe.  You know it makes sense.  We need to be rounding the buggers up and organising mass firing squads - line them up and mow them down with a machine gun.  Actually, this is what I always thought that the US should have done with those Trump traitors who stormed the US Capitol: summary execution by firing squad.  Just dig a trench, line them up along it and mow them so that they fall in, then cover it up to form a mass, unmarked, grave.  It would have been no more than they deserved, after all.  What's that?  You think that I'm going too far?  Well, let's not forget that the right are forever calling for the death penalty and other extreme punishments for miscreants.  They are quite happy to see minorities, 'leftists' and the like to be gunned down by 'patriots' at demonstrations and protests.  They welcome a bit of police brutality.  Yet, as soon as it is suggested that the same treatment should be accorded to them and their ilk if they break the law or transgress accepted bounds of decency with their behaviour, then they start throwing their hands in the air and denouncing violence, the hypocrites.  It's like I've always said, we really need to start meting out the same sort of 'justice' to them as they want to apply to us, then watch them squeal.

Ah, it feels good to have a bloody good rant like that!  It's been too long!  As ever, for the benefit of anyone from law-enforcement who might read this, the above is offered merely as satire, not as an incitement to violence against dog loving Nazi bastards.  (Though God knows, they deserve a good kicking).