Proud to Love Debauchery

'Proud to love animals' says the masthead of the Daily Star, which I think is a pretty bold move - coming out in favour of bestiality.  I don't know how long they've had that masthead - I've only just noticed it - maybe it is just for 'Pride Month', in which case I feel that they might well have misunderstood the whole concept of 'Pride'.  Someone needs to tell them that the 'B' in LGBQT doesn't stand for bestiality.  Still, a national newspaper coming out in support of legalising sexual relations with animals is only to be expected in today's 'anything goes' Britain, which is increasingly resembling the last days of the Roman Empire.  Who'd have thought that it would be under a right-wing Tory government that we'd see such rampant public sexual debauchery that a government whip would allegedly openly grope young men in clubs, MPs would watch porn on their phones in the Commons, wank off to it in their offices and that the then Foreign Secretary, now Prime Minister, could receive oral sex from his then mistress in his office, without the press deeming it worthy to report?  Quite extraordinary.  One does wonder what will be next - Rishi Sunak explaining quantitative easing while taking it 'up the chutney' from Nadine Dorries wearing a strap on during the next Tory party political broadcast?  Or maybe Attorney General Suella Braverman performing an obscene act with a donkey at PMQs?  One certainly hopes not.  

Perhaps it is all part of the government's strategy to distract us from all the fascistic policies it is enacting.  What better way to distract from police using the new restrictions on the right to peacefully protest to intimidate some bloke with a megaphone, than by conjuring up images of a woman on her knees, desperately trying to find the shriveled todger of a grossly overweight Old Etonian, then putting her lips around it?  I don't know about you, but just thinking about such a thing has me retching and puking so violently that I can't think about the suppression of anti-government protests, let alone those flights exporting asylum seekers to Rwanda.  But so what if Boris Johnson had fellatio in the Foreign Office or held a few law breaking parties at Number Ten during lockdown?  I mean, it's just Boris, isn't it?  That certainly seems to be the standard excuse given by the tame Tory press.  Mind you, it was the same thing that was said to excuse Jimmy Saville groping young girls when presenting Top of the Pops when any of them complained: 'Oh, it's just Jimmy'.  While we're on the subject of distraction tactics - how convenient was it that story about Prince Charles and the charity donations consisting of suitcases full of cash?  Now, I've no idea whether any wrong doing was involved here, but the story breaking just after Prince Charles had reportedly criticised the government's policy of shipping refugees to Rwanda is too convenient to be mere coincidence,  It was obviously broken when it was to try and discredit a prominent government critic.  Still, I suppose that, as distractions go, it is less objectionable that BJ's BJ.