Dangerous Plant
Back in the day, I used to have a bad habit of just glancing at headlines on newspaper or web stories, misreading them and coming up, in my head, with some elaborate and bizarre story to justify my misreading. Well, for the first time in years, I did it the other day, when I thought that a headline on an online aggregator read along the lines of 'Musk Plants Threaten Local Community'. Naturally, my first reaction was to think 'Jesus, not satisfied with using his shitty social media platform boosting fascists around the world, firing off dangerous rockets that explode shortly after take off and trying to make robots powered by his crap AI, that crazy bastard has now started creating flesh eating ambulatory mutant plants!' Worse than that, I speculated, he's unleashing them against unsuspecting small towns in the US - doubtless those that didn't vote for Trump in the last election. Even as I think this, I thought, innocent people are being chased down streets by slavering plant monsters, with tooth-lined blossoms, oozing green sap. Or maybe they are trained only to eat suspected illegal immigrants? Of course, upon actually looking at the story, I found that the 'plants' referred to were of a completely different kind - the story was actually about how a small town was opposed to the building of giant data centres needed to power Musk's AI in their vicinity. And who could blame them? They are probably far more dangerous than ambulatory killer vegetation in terms of the vast quantities of energy and water they use and their potential contribution to global warming.
But, I certainly can't deny my contribution to the problem. I try very hard to restrict my use of AI, always aiming to try and get it to fulfil whatever task I'm asking of it in a single take, so to speak. I always have that slight twinge of guilt when I think about the resources I've just burned up doing something trivial like creating an image or a podcast segment. But then I'd shrug and think hell, the data centre processing my task is probably in Wisconsin or Ohio, so why should I care? I mean, if Ohio, say, was to be burned to a crisp, the civilised world might not hear about it for years. But those data centres are creeping closer - there's one fairly close to me, in Slough, where it is being blamed for a rise in temperatures in the area. Mind you, that simply prompted me to paraphrase Sir John Betjeman: 'Come friendly data centres, burn up Slough'. Levity aside, the expansion of these data centres does pose a serious problem. Apparently, approval has been given for the construction of large numbers of them in the UK, despite the fact that the UK has neither the electricity generating capacities, nor the water supplies, required for their operation, if all were to be built. 'Just build more power stations and reservoirs', is the glib response that I heard recently in a radio debate. But, leaving aside the slow rate at which we build power stations, what about the environmental effects of this? As for the water situation - well, we are, finally, building more reservoirs, but this is to meet domestic demand for water, with this Summer's drought showing how inadequate our current supplies are. If we let the data centres start guzzling these new supplies instead, then we're back to square one.
Of course, the obvious solution is to come up with a way for AI to operate without being so resource-intensive. Has anyone thought of asking ChatGPT or Claude how this might be done? After all, we keep getting told that they can answer just about anything...
